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Poor bastards. The prom queen is under fire for nude pics, adulterous affairs, a drunk knocked up daughter, and oh yeah, she’s not even close to being qualified! Oh well.

So what do those whining bitches at the GOP have in return? Obama’s stage sucked!

This from a group of people who can’t even tell the difference between Walter Reed Hospital and a Junoir High School.

Here’s their weak-ass ad. Watch once, puke, repeat.

Remember that big green blob behind McCain’s head during his acceptance speech? It was a lawn. The front lawn of Walter Reed Junior High School in Hollywood California. Problem is, the jerkoffs in the McCain camp thought it was a picture of Walter Reed Army Medical Center— the spot that houses our wounded soldiers after they come back from Bush’s mess in the Middle East.

And they want to run the country? Plus, they got the nerve to complain about Obama’s stage?! Asshats.

As always, please ask yourself what the right-wing reaction would be if Barack Obama’s campaign confused the two. Anyone for this bullshit: “They don’t really support our troops! They don’t even know the difference between a Hollywood High School and our nation’s most important medical facility for wounded heroes!”

Did I mention the “asshat” part?

After lying his ass off about Palin appearing on Larry King, it seems John McCain believes that Sarah Palin isn’t capable of talking to anyone. It’s no surprise that this is the attitude of a gigolo who refers to his wife as a cunt and enjoys telling a good rape joke. It is, however shocking come from a man who wants to be the next President of the Untied States. But hey, the prom queen’s got a nice ass— and that’s what he hired her for.

Excerpt from TIME:

According to Nicole Wallace of the McCain campaign, the American people don’t care whether Sarah Palin can answer specific questions about foreign and domestic policy. According to Wallace — in an appearance I did with her this morning on Joe Scarborough’s show — the American people will learn all they need to know (and all they deserve to know) from Palin’s scripted speeches and choreographed appearances on the campaign trail and in campaign ads.

Here’s John McCain telling promising on live national TV that he will have his vice presidential running mate appear on Larry King the night after the announcement.

As you’ve probably noticed by now, John McCain believes women should be seen and not heard. No Palin on any press, anywhere.

McCain lies his ass off to Larry King at about the 5:13 mark in this video.

Mark Hulbert over at MarketWatch has interesting piece on how the dismal performance by the stock market of late increases the likelihood that the Democrats will win the election in November.

MarketWatch, owned by Rupert Murdoch (hey, what isn’t?) ain’t exactly what you’d call a “liberal organization” or not even part of Mike Huckabee’s “elite media” or any of the other names conservative throw at news organizations that don’t agree with them.

By now you’re familiar with the National Enquirer story that Princess Palin has been foolin’ around. Well, here’s the guy the National Enquirer thinks has been banging the prom queen. His name is Brad Hanson and here are some basic stats on the man from Palmer, Alaska:

Re-elected October 2005, with current term ending October 2008.

Council Member Hanson was elected by the City of Palmer voters to serve in October of 2002 and re-elected October 2005. His current term ends in October 2008.

Is facial hair, like mandatory in the state of Alaska? We know Bristol’s baby daddy favors the look. If Palin is elected will we all be forced to give up our liberal abortions, have pregnant teenage daughters and ordered to get down with the chin pubes?

Forget naked pictures of Sarah Palin, stories of adultery, and pics of her drunk daughter. For something really salacious (and semi-sick) watch as Barack Obama sits down with a Fox “News” sexual predator for an “interview”.

For reasons only known to God, you can see a real-live whore chaser and adulterer who has an affinity for rubbing Greek food all over women’s vaginas not only act as though he deserves to be sitting with a historic figure like Barack Obama, but seems as smug as a guy with a dildo “shaped liked a cock” up his butt.

Oh, this is good. Seems that during one of those heart-wrenching moments during the GOP convention in which a little girl’s school essay was turned into a full-fledged promotional video for the GOP, the Republicans faked a soldier’s funeral from dramatic effect.

The footage, sold by stock-film house Getty Imageswas produced by a commercial filmmaker in Chicago. Both Getty and the production company, Mr. Big Films, confirmed that the footage was shot on spec and sold to the Republican National Committee. 

One of the actors, Perry Denton of Chicago, Ill. also confirmed that he was hired on a day-rate as an actor for the shoot and told CBS News he was surprised to learn the footage was shown at the convention. 

“What it does reveal is a serious lack of understanding and a lack of personal connection to the military,” said Paul Rieckhoff, Executive Director of the Iraq and Afghanistan Veterans of America. 

Do yourself and America a favor, ask any Republican you know to honestly answer this question: What would your reaction be if Barack Obama and the Democrats had been caught doing that?

The reviews are in on Grandpa Simpson’s speech, and ain’t lookin good. Suffice it to say the word “pedestrian” comes up quite a bit— and things only go down hill from there.

Details here.

While the Palins may be rednecks, the McCain’s certainly are not. Though John McCain wanders around supermarkets in $500 loafers and doesn’t know how many houses he owns, his sugar mama ain’t foolin’ around neither.

According to Vanity Fair it seems Cindy McCain’s outfit the other night cost aprrox. $300,000:

Oscar de la Renta dress: $3,000
Chanel J12 White Ceramic Watch: $4,500
Three-carat diamond earrings: $280,000
Four-strand pearl necklace: $11,000–$25,000
Shoes, designer unknown: $600
Total: Between $299,100 and $313,100

Poor Laura Bush, her outfit came in around a measly $4000. Here’s the break down on the chump change:

Oscar de la Renta suit: $2,500
Stuart Weitzman heels: $325
Pearl stud earrings: $600–$1,500
Total: Between $3,425 and $4,325

It’s a safe bet neither of these women will be firing their chefs anytime soon.

And oh yeah, Barack Obama is an elitist.