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File this under an update of: Women Should Be Seen and Not Heard.

In a tacit admission that Sarah Palin don’t know shit and that McCain hired her for her nice ass, Sarah Palin, the first women in GOP history to appear on a a national ticket, is forbidden from talking to the press.

In this clip a former McCain flack admits that it’s better the prom queen don’t speak less she makes a boo-boo and the media lets her have it.

See? It would be the media’s fault if Sarah’s dense. (Certainly not McCain’s for thrusting an unqualified, unvetted soccer mom onto the national stage because the sexist son-of-a-bitch thinks he can get the vagina vote.)

I mean really, you’re Republicans, after all— LIE! (It’s what you’re good at it). Make up something about why Sarah is dodging the press for two weeks, don’t just admit it’s ‘cuz she doesn’t know anyhting.

As always ask yourself what would happen if Hillary Clinton, or hell even Michelle Obama, hid, actually hid!, from the press for TWO WEEKS ‘cuz they were scared to answer questions.

It’s the weekend and I’m tired but here’s a link to more GOP bullshit:

The crux of the story goes like this: Fox “news” made up some bullshit (I know, you’re shocked) about the Obama team throwing away all those American flags that 75,000 people used at Mile High Stadium to witness history being made.

The McCain camp, being total douche bags, picked up the story knowing it was a lie and promoted it anyway (but it’s not McCain’s fault ‘cuz he was a POW).

In turn the right-wing press joined in the circle jerk and the next thing you know Barack Obama apparently said he invented the Internet while smoking crack spliffs with Osama Bin Laden that had been rolled from little bits of the constitution and seasoned with the blood of dead soldiers (or babies, I’m not sure which).

The Truth: The flags were packed up and stored for future use.

You have got see this! The first minute and a half is CLASSIC! All I can say is “That’s what-the-fuck-I’m-talking about.”

Too bad (for the GOP) that the prom queen is too scared to speak to the press, but lucky for us— we got Joe!

Couple days back a story broke that hot and slutty VP choice Sarah Palin had an affair with one of her husband’s former business partners. McCain threatened big time, rich boy legal shit and pretended it was all nonsense. Now comes word that this “ex-business partner” has just filed an emergency motion to have his divorce records sealed! Yikes!

Skeletons much, bitch?

The drama we all loved for years has been canceled. “The Clintons” will no longer be seen on this channel so that we may bring you the never-ending escapades of America’s newest white-trash political family, “The Palins”— Teenage Pregnancy! Drunk Kids on the Loose! Naked Pictures! Mad Affairs! Rednecks Aplenty! The Trailer Park’s Never Been So Much Fun!

On the Sept 8 cover of The New Yorker, entitled “McNopoly”, Richie Rich and his junkie wife can be seen enjoying the good life on “their side” of the board, while on “our side” (cleverly the side facing the viewer), there are tumble weeds, abandoned cars, foreclosure signs, and vacant houses for sale.

Cute shit.