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Here’s a link to Karl Rove sayig the McCain lies have gone too far.

Karl Rove! Can you fucking believe it? That’s how bad McCain’s bullshit has become— a guy who engineered the election of a drunken, coke-addled son of a president through lies, smears and intimidation (not to mention being a traitor), thinks John McCain has gone too far!

This is the equivalent of the Devil telling Hitler “Whoa. I’m all in for bad shit and stuff, but you just don’t know when to stop…. I’m, uh, due back in hell early tomorrow morning, so I really should be going, but uh, I just don’t want any part of this.”

In our next video, monkeys actually do fly out of my ass.

I mean, Karl Fucking Rove…..

In a weekend that can only be described as stunning, top yuppies from all over the world met this weekend in super-ultra-heavy-duty talks to try to figure out how to clean up the mess they’ve made without destroying the world. 

So did they succeed? Kinda.

Bank of America will buy Merill Lynch for $50 billion and Lehman Brothers will fall into bankruptcy. What will happen to the likes of Washington Mutual and AIG? They’ll fail later. But shhhhh…. for now we’re pretending like this may be the bottom.

The Fed has told the wayward financiers and captains of industry that they’re on their own and whatever happens happens. This may sound harsh, but fact of the matter is that piece mealing together bailout after bailout at tax payer expense wasn’t working out so well. The Fed wants to take a tough love stand, and this it.

Asian markets are closed Monday, so we have to wait for the European markets to open before we find out whether or not the world’s going to end.

What would Sarah Palin do about this mess? What does she think about Lehman’s cross-exposure to risk among credit-default swaps and other Wall Street derivatives? We’ll never know ‘cuz John McCain won’t let her talk to anyone who might ask questions that reveal the fact that she doesn’t have a fucking clue what she’s talking about.

What’s John “I don’t know much about the economy” McCain gonna say about all this? Whatever his handlers tell him to.

Tina Fey did a blistering job as Sarah Palin last night in the SNL season opener. You know the prom queen ain’t the brightest light on the tree, but when you see it caricatured like this it really hits home. But you know, Republicans like stupid people.

Apparently you can’t put lipstick on a pig or mention anything about the fact that Sarah Palin is an unqualified hack who does not even posses a minimum base knowledge of the job she aspires to have without being called a sexist by some suddenly over-sensitive GOP hypocrite.

But put out a product like the one picuted below, and hey, that’s cool. And what are those stinking liberals getting so worked up about?!

Seems the good people at the Values Voters Summit (an annual right-wing kook fest) couldn’t get enough of this glorious product and were shocked, shocked! to find that some people might consider the box offensive. Apparently racism is a family value (along with drunken, knocked up teenage daughters, and drug addled hooligan sons).

But oh yeah, don’t talk about the fact that Sarah Palin is stupid or else you’re just a sexist, America hating commie!