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Rush Limbaugh is all sad and shit ‘cuz Barack Obama is quoting him in his Spanish language ads. Among Limbaugh’s quotes:

• “Stupid Mexicans”
  
• “Mexicans are stupid and unqualified”
  
• and they need to”shut their mouths or get out.”

Limbaugh’s pouting because he’s being accurately quoted, but just wants to whine like the draft dodging little bitch he is (Oh, you didn’t know that Limbaugh chickened out of Vietnam by claiming he had in infected boil on his ass?)

Seriously, a guy who refers to Obama as a a “negro” is crying about “race baiting”. Does he even know what that means?

Junkie cried foul in today’s WSJ, here.

In what canly be described as hell freezing over, uber-conservative Murdoch rag, The Wall Street Journal just took a piss all over Grandpa Simpson— started calling him unpresidital and whatnot. Dig it:

John McCain has made it clear this week he doesn’t understand what’s happening on Wall Street… Thursday, he took his populist riffing up a notch and found his scapegoat for financial panic — Christopher Cox, the chairman of the Securities and Exchange Commission….

Mr. McCain clearly wants to distance himself from the Bush Administration. But this assault on Mr. Cox is both false and deeply unfair. It’s also un-Presidential….

In a crisis, voters want steady, calm leadership, not easy, misleading answers that will do nothing to help. Mr. McCain is sounding like a candidate searching for a political foil rather than a genuine solution.

Whoa.

Full article here.

Where the fuck is George Bush when the economy was melting into the ground? Why, dinning on Maine Lobster, late-summer corn pudding, ginger-scented farm lamb, and graham-fucking-cracker crumble with a cocoa pod shell. Hope he didn’t dribble any on his pearly white tuxedo.

Yeah, on Monday when the market crashed Bush was dinning with the President of Ghana as yuppies all over the planet were drowning in red ink. (I guess Kanye West was wrong. It ain’t black people Clown Shoes doesn’t care about— it’s everyone.)

And oh yeah, after dinner they all went down to the east lawn and in the moonlight watched eleven members of the Lion King sing a few fucking songs for them. (No lie.)

Here’s the best part: Bush’s toast for the president of Ghana was 383 words long. When he came out to address the financial crisis yesterday afternoon his statement was 263 words long. (Priorities and all that, I guess.)

Remember when those planes hit the World Trade Center on September 11 and this dickhead sat reading a children’s book? It’s kinda like that.

Remember when Katrina drowned New Orleans and this asshole didn’t do shit for days? It’s kinda like that too.

And this fucking political party seriously thinks they deserve four more years to further fuck up this nation, dine on Maine lobster, read fucking children’s books, and sleep like babies as our nation is ravaged by terrorists, biblical acts of God, and the end of capitalism as we know it? I don’t fucking think so.

Fuck these assholes.

Let’s go to the tape…

What If This Were Obama?

You tell me what the fuck would happen if Obama didn’t know who the president of Spain was, thought Czechoslovakia was still a country, thought Iraq and Pakistan shared a boarder, said that Russia invading Georgia was “the first serious international conflict since the Cold War”, couldn’t tell the difference between Shi’ia and Sunni, and seemed confused about the difference between Sudan and Somalia?

Tell me. Seriously. This is some seriously retarded fucking bullshit here. And this McCain motherfucker is the stupid son-of-a-bitch who is running on his foreign policy experience? Even fucking President Clown Shoes knows who the fuck Sudan is— and he’s fucking stupid! This aged motherfucker is supposed to be running on his fucking foreign policy experience and he thinks Spain is in fucking Latin America?! C’mon.

This race would be OVER if Obama said some stupid shit like this. Why? ‘Cuz Republicans are such whinny little bitches they wouldn’t be able to shut their fucking little bitch mouths about this stupid shit.

Grandpa fucking Simpson can forget where the fuck Spain is and claim he fucking invented the Blackberry and it’s a one day story, and on the other side of the coin Republicans still never shut the fuck up about Al Gore inventing the Inter-fucking-net and that was a fucking decade ago!

I swear to God, the MSM are the biggest bunch of punk-ass bitches I’ve ever seen.