Gripedujour

Forget all that cry-baby stuff about capitalism bringing about the end of the world. The gloves are coming off in the race for POTUS and that’s the new black.

Full story here.

Is this seriously the best they can do?

Wanna see a good ad? Click here. Or here.

McCain’s new message is going to center around trying to make it look like Obama is a corrupt politician and somehow complicit in the recent economic meltdown, while heroic plane crasher and ultimate Washington insider, John McCain is a reformer out to “change” Washington.

If you’ve got a strong stomach, watch the ad after the jump.

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Now, if Bambi and his team could just put out shit like this, the election wouldn’t even be close. Obama needs the killer instinct. This had has it.

Who in the fuck would be stupid enough to fall for this?

Please note that McCain and the GOP under GW Bush have overseen the largest government spending increases and largest expansion of government since LBJ.

Likewise, how many the fuck campaign slogans can one man fucking have? His slogan du jour: Change is Coming. Now this senile old motherfucker can’t even think up his own shit— he’s got to steal Obama’s.

Obama has released a two-minute ad, directly addressing the voters about the recent financial meltdown.

What do you think?

Here’s a longer version of the ad previously posted here.

Here’s a powerful new ad going directly after McCain’s POW status, told by a former POW who was in the Hanoi Hilton with McCain.

That’s what the fuck I’m talking about.

Anyone want to take odds on whether the national media takes note of this bad boy? Too busy covering lipsticks, pigs, and liars like Palin, probably.

A longer version of this ad can be found here.

Bambi, true to his word is fighting back against McCain’s bullshit. Here’s his newest ad entitled “Honor”.

After the crap McCain has pulled in recent weeks and the absolute mess the Republicans have made of America over the past eight years, this ad just doesn’t cut it for me. If this is what Democrats call “hard hitting”, it’s no wonder they always lose.

Here’s a link to Karl Rove sayig the McCain lies have gone too far.

Karl Rove! Can you fucking believe it? That’s how bad McCain’s bullshit has become— a guy who engineered the election of a drunken, coke-addled son of a president through lies, smears and intimidation (not to mention being a traitor), thinks John McCain has gone too far!

This is the equivalent of the Devil telling Hitler “Whoa. I’m all in for bad shit and stuff, but you just don’t know when to stop…. I’m, uh, due back in hell early tomorrow morning, so I really should be going, but uh, I just don’t want any part of this.”

In our next video, monkeys actually do fly out of my ass.

I mean, Karl Fucking Rove…..

The New York Times is reporting this morning that Barack Obama is planning to “sharpen his attacks on John McCain“, saying:

Senator Barack Obama will intensify his assault against Senator John McCain, with new television advertisements and more forceful attacks by the candidate and surrogates beginning Friday morning, as he confronts an invigorated Republican presidential ticket and increasing nervousness in the Democratic ranks.

Is this weak-ass ad it? Lord help ‘em if Obama thinks this stupid shit will resonate. It’s an ad that makes fun of how old McCain is, by taking us back to 1982! Via the Way Back Machine Barry&Co. show us what life was like in this scary, pre-historic era.

Note to Obama team: You’ve already got the youth vote! That’s the only demo that’s going to think 1982 was Sooo Long Ago. “Why 1982, I wasn’t even born yet! I can’t possibly vote for this man for president.”

McCain and his team of liars, swindlers and bullshiters are so fucking target rich, and Bambi takes us Back To The Future to 1982?

lame.

These lying motherfuckers actually have the nerve to have made the commercial below.

I see, calling Barack Obama “upitty” ain’t code for shit, but let Obama use the age old expression “lipstick on a pig” and he’s a fucking misogynist.

Anyone want to lay odds on what nonsense the national media covers all fucking-day long?

In response to McCain’s Maverick ad bullshit, Obama has come firing back with this ad:

What do you think?

As I said in a previous post, McCain and the Prom Queen seem painfully unaware of the simple social fact that you don’t get to give yourself nicknames.

Here’s an old Seinfeld clip of what happens when George tries to give himself a nickname:

Koko! Koko! Koko!

Poor bastards. The prom queen is under fire for nude pics, adulterous affairs, a drunk knocked up daughter, and oh yeah, she’s not even close to being qualified! Oh well.

So what do those whining bitches at the GOP have in return? Obama’s stage sucked!

This from a group of people who can’t even tell the difference between Walter Reed Hospital and a Junoir High School.

Here’s their weak-ass ad. Watch once, puke, repeat.