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The Daily Show examines Fox News’ reaction to Obama leading in the polls. The conclusion is simple: Fox is becoming unhinged. According to Stewart, “Fox News: The World’s Unfair and We’re Becoming Mentally Unbalanced.”

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Yesterday morning Fox News declared Palin the “hands down winner” of the VP debate due partly to the fact that her lapel flag pin was “about three times the size” of the one worn by America hating commie, Joe Biden. 

Insinuations about Biden’s patriotism aside, Fox failed to note that Palin’s “pin” was in fact a jewel adorned broach, an item of jewelery usually worn by women— which may explain why Biden wasn’t wearing one.

Moreover please note that in the Presidential debate, America loving patriot John McCain was not wearing a flag pin at all, while the anti-American Muslim, Barack Obama was.

On that day Fox News failed to declare Obama the winner based on the fact that he was wearing a pin and McCain was not.

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Serial whore chaser and Fox “News” liar Bill O’Reilly is claiming that in a “60 Minutes” interview McCain was asked about the economic crisis, while Obama was not during his “60 Minutes” interview.

Quote from sexual predator, Bill O’Reilly:

All right, here I am. Now, John McCain was on 60 Minutes along with Barack Obama last night. They didn’t ask Obama — Steve Kroft did not — about this financial disaster, OK? But they did ask McCain. Roll the tape.

O’Reilly proceeds to roll tape on the McCain interview where Richie Rich was, in fact, asked about the financial crisis. Then in true Fox fashion, O’Reilly neglects to roll tape from the Obama interview. Wanna know why? ‘Cuz Obama was asked about the financial crisis— several times— and O’Reilly is a lying douchebag. Transcript after the jump.

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Did you see this stupid shit?

Shit chucking ape, Sean Hannity, while kissing Sarah Palin’s ass in an “interview” last night asked the following question:

Did you watch Tina Fey on “Saturday Night Live”?

The prom queen’s bizarre lie in response:

I watched with the volume all the way down and I thought it was hilarious, she was spot on.

What the fuck did she just say? Fortunately it continued, ‘cuz I couldn’t believe my fucking ears:

HANNITY: Do you think you could play her one day?

PALIN: Oh absolutely. It was hilarious. Again, I didn’t hear a word she said, but the visual was spot on.

It’s not that I care that she’s clearly a pathological liar, but it’s just that she’s so fucknig bad at it.

These great graphs come courtesy of Media Matters and document both air time and number of clips shown on Fox “News” and all other networks over the past couple of weeks. Notice anything in particular? Maybe that not only does Fox “News”, which is to be expected, but all other media organizations give hella more time to the GOP lairs than to the Democrats trying to save this country from George Bush’s mess.

Team McCain knows she choked. Want to know how I know? Her next scheduled interview is with Sean Hannity of Fox “News” (try not to laugh). Talk about being sent down to the bush leagues. Good God!

The McCain camp thinks her performance was so wobbly that the only press they believe she can handle is fielding softballs from a shit chucking ape like Sean Hannity!

Sean fucking Hannity? Are you kidding me?

You know that bitch done stepped in it if they’re down-grading her to Hannity. By his own admission Hannity’s not even a real journalist. He calls himself a “commentator”. Seriously, if she blows that one what the fuck is next, the Home Shopping Network? Tell us how you’d cut the budget while looking fabulous in these beautiful cubic zirconiums.

Dear readers, the proof is in the pudding— and if the prom queen had seriously done well on ABC, you’d see her doing the Sunday talk shows this weekend. But you won’t. ‘Cuz she sucks.

Some fucking pitbull this chick turned out to be.

It’s the weekend and I’m tired but here’s a link to more GOP bullshit:

The crux of the story goes like this: Fox “news” made up some bullshit (I know, you’re shocked) about the Obama team throwing away all those American flags that 75,000 people used at Mile High Stadium to witness history being made.

The McCain camp, being total douche bags, picked up the story knowing it was a lie and promoted it anyway (but it’s not McCain’s fault ‘cuz he was a POW).

In turn the right-wing press joined in the circle jerk and the next thing you know Barack Obama apparently said he invented the Internet while smoking crack spliffs with Osama Bin Laden that had been rolled from little bits of the constitution and seasoned with the blood of dead soldiers (or babies, I’m not sure which).

The Truth: The flags were packed up and stored for future use.

Forget naked pictures of Sarah Palin, stories of adultery, and pics of her drunk daughter. For something really salacious (and semi-sick) watch as Barack Obama sits down with a Fox “News” sexual predator for an “interview”.

For reasons only known to God, you can see a real-live whore chaser and adulterer who has an affinity for rubbing Greek food all over women’s vaginas not only act as though he deserves to be sitting with a historic figure like Barack Obama, but seems as smug as a guy with a dildo “shaped liked a cock” up his butt.

Watching Fox “News” valiantly defend the idea of teenage pregnancy, family privacy and “kids being off-limits” these last few days, got me thinking about the OTHER recent teenage pregnancy that swept the nation this past year: Jamie Lynn Spears.

So, I decided to do a little informal study. Results below:

Here’s Fox “News” viewers on Jamie Lynn Spears’ pregnancy:

“It’s obvious that the Spears family is out of control.”

“I believe that Jamie-Lynn should be fired from Zoey 101.”

“This sends a really bad message to a generation of already sluttified young girls.”

“Seems if the parents were more in control of their children these days, these kind of mistakes may not be happening.”

“Teenage pregnancy is not normal …”

“If our children were actually PARENTED instead of parents’ trying the buddy-buddy route with their children…her mom should feel shamed by this.”

I could go on, but you get the idea.

Now, let’s take a look at what Fox “News” viewers had to say about Bristol Palin’s pregnancy:

“(Bristol) should be congratulated for accepting this responsibility.”

“(Bristol) is a beautiful girl…..and deserves to have this time as a private moment.”

“I feel that it’s not the mistakes your children make that questions your parenting skills”

“The Palins have a everyday problem an they chose to handle it the way thay all see fit an it is not any of our concern except for support .”

“Yes, her daughter is pregnant….I think the fact that they are supporting their daughter with love and sound advice speaks a lot to their devotion to their children.”

Again, you get the idea.

Uh-huh. The incredible thing is that these people actually believe themselves to be “Fair and Balanced”. What do you think? Let me know in the comments…

Anyhow, having now spent WAY TOO much time on the FOX “News” site, I gotta go burn my computer and grab a Silkwood shower.

Here’s a chunk a video of Hannity doing what he does best— lying. This asshat has the sack to claim that, “nobody ever went after Chelsea.“

Even by Fox “News” standards this is brazen. And that’s saying something.

Apparently Hannity has forgotten his red-faced tirade against Al Franken, when early in the first Bush term Franken had the nerve to bring up draft dodger Rush Limbaugh’s crude joke about Chelsea being the family dog. People literally had to hold Hannity back— he was so enraged and totally consumed by his semi-homoerotic defense of Limbaugh (claiming the joke was not Limbaugh’s fault).

Moreover, Hannity, who is paid millions of dollars a year by Fox “News” to be some sort of political mouth-piece seems to be unfamiliar with the record of his own party’s nominee, John McCain, who used to joke that,” Chelsea was so ugly because Janet Reno was her father.”

These are the comments the Republicans were making about a 13-year-old girl. But Hannity “doesn’t remember” any of it.

So is Hannity an overpaid hack, so unfamiliar with his own party’s recent political history that he can’t remember the words of its nominee for the Presidency of the United States of America— OR is he a lying douche bag who will say anything at anytime because he has no principles or morals?

You decide.