Gripedujour

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Marcia! Marcia! Marcia! Traded Sex For Drugs.

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All the sordid details can be found here.

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Wednesday, October 15, 2008 at 12:33 am

You Know This Already, Right?

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Cindy McCain is a junkie. Back in the day, the heiress was was so strung-out that she was stealing pills from her own charity in order to supply her habit. In fact, these pills were meant to go to, like third world starving children or something. The princess didn’t seem to mind, she jacked the pills on got her high on.

When the hammer came down, Princess Cindy got what all rich people get— off. No trial, no jail, no nothing. There was a heavy-duty DEA investigation, but through mass layers and big-time cash the poor little rich girl got off with a fine and— get this: the charity she formed had to be disband. That’s right, nothing happened to Cindy, but the poor African kids got fucked.

Of course John McCain was shocked, shocked! to learn that he wife was strung-out. Yeah, right. He’s either a liar or a terrible husband. I’m mean how could he not notice his cunt wife was a junkie?

This morning’s Washington Post has a really big piece on the whole affair that comes in at just over four pages (and five years too late). If you want to click on over and check out some old news, it’s here.

As always, please ask yourself what would happen if Michelle Obama was so strung out on drugs that she was stealing from a charity to support her habit?

(Of course Michelle Obama ain’t white or rich, and most of all she’s not a Republican— they get away with this shit, we don’t. Asking yourself why that is may be a better question.)

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Friday, September 12, 2008 at 8:20 am

Track Palin: Party Animal, Petty Criminal, Junkie?

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We now join our favorite new drama already in progress. In the latest installment of “The Palins– America’s Favorite White Trash Family” we focus on the ongoing parenting skills of Trailer Park Sarah as she navigates her way through affairs, teenage pregnancy, drunk daughters, lies about her own career, and a drug addled son.

Seems the liberal, elitist National Enquirer has more dirt on the prom queen and her brood.

Despite Tall Tale Sarah telling the world about her angel, Track and his heroic endeavor to enlist and ship off to Iraq, a more honest storyline is emerging. The scuttlebutt for days has been that Track is off to Iraq to avoid jail time for being such a fuck-up. Now the Enquirer brings down the hammer!

Seems Track (in addition to having a ridiculously stupid name) has quite a rep for partying with people who like to shoot their mouths off and the Enquirer was all-to-happy to jot down the dirt.

For the rest of the story and direct quotes from Track’s Clown Shoes Wearing Posse CLICK HERE.

Palin Fails as a Mother

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"I may Be Broke But at Least I'm not Flat Busted"

Seems Grandpa Simpson’s Prom Queen ain’t much of a mother after all.

Now, don’t get me wrong, having your teenager daughter get knocked up isn’t in itself the sign of a failed mother. Why, just look at Britney Spears’ mother and teenager daughter Jamie Lynn. Who among us could say that Britney’s mom didn’t do a great job?

No, that’s not it at all. Unfortunately the failed sportscaster turned politican has long since preached her beliief in eschewing sex-education in the schools of Alaska in favor of what? You guessed it, teaching ABSTINICE. How that work out for her? Um, not so well. The Palin people today announced that Sarah Palin’s 17 year old daughter is, in fact, sperminated.

Will Republicans aknowledge that their VP in go-go boots perfeclty illustrates yet another failed GOP idea? Can they see that they now have a poster child for the failure of abstinence preaching teaching as an effective policy against unwanted pregnancy? Or will they admit instead that Palin simply sucks as a mom? I mean, which is it?

Side note: Anyone care to guess what Rush Limbaugh, et al would say if in a few years Michelle Obama’s daughter turned up as a pregnant, unwed teenager? Cue the FOX “News” graphics and the “Baby Daddy” slurs.

Remind me, is hypocrisy a family value? ‘Cuz I know picking up dudes in bathroom stalls is. And of course, so is whore chasing and pill popping.

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Monday, September 1, 2008 at 11:28 am