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Daily Show: Fox News Full On Wetting Their Pants (VIDEO)

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The Daily Show examines Fox News’ reaction to Obama leading in the polls. The conclusion is simple: Fox is becoming unhinged. According to Stewart, “Fox News: The World’s Unfair and We’re Becoming Mentally Unbalanced.”

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Friday, October 10, 2008 at 7:38 am

Fox News Metric: Palin Wins Debate, Her Flag Pin Was Bigger (VIDEO)

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Yesterday morning Fox News declared Palin the “hands down winner” of the VP debate due partly to the fact that her lapel flag pin was “about three times the size” of the one worn by America hating commie, Joe Biden. 

Insinuations about Biden’s patriotism aside, Fox failed to note that Palin’s “pin” was in fact a jewel adorned broach, an item of jewelery usually worn by women— which may explain why Biden wasn’t wearing one.

Moreover please note that in the Presidential debate, America loving patriot John McCain was not wearing a flag pin at all, while the anti-American Muslim, Barack Obama was.

On that day Fox News failed to declare Obama the winner based on the fact that he was wearing a pin and McCain was not.

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Saturday, October 4, 2008 at 6:30 am

Bill O’Reilly, Lying Douche

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Serial whore chaser and Fox “News” liar Bill O’Reilly is claiming that in a “60 Minutes” interview McCain was asked about the economic crisis, while Obama was not during his “60 Minutes” interview.

Quote from sexual predator, Bill O’Reilly:

 

All right, here I am. Now, John McCain was on 60 Minutes along with Barack Obama last night. They didn’t ask Obama — Steve Kroft did not — about this financial disaster, OK? But they did ask McCain. Roll the tape.

O’Reilly proceeds to roll tape on the McCain interview where Richie Rich was, in fact, asked about the financial crisis. Then in true Fox fashion, O’Reilly neglects to roll tape from the Obama interview. Wanna know why? ‘Cuz Obama was asked about the financial crisis— several times— and O’Reilly is a lying douchebag. Transcript after the jump.

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Wednesday, September 24, 2008 at 1:13 pm

Sarah Palin, World’s Biggest Liar

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Did you see this stupid shit?

Shit chucking ape, Sean Hannity, while kissing Sarah Palin’s ass in an “interview” last night asked the following question:

Did you watch Tina Fey on “Saturday Night Live”?

The prom queen’s bizarre lie in response:

I watched with the volume all the way down and I thought it was hilarious, she was spot on.

What the fuck did she just say? Fortunately it continued, ‘cuz I couldn’t believe my fucking ears:

HANNITY: Do you think you could play her one day?

PALIN: Oh absolutely. It was hilarious. Again, I didn’t hear a word she said, but the visual was spot on.

It’s not that I care that she’s clearly a pathological liar, but it’s just that she’s so fucknig bad at it.

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Thursday, September 18, 2008 at 8:23 am

Media Still Full-On In The Tank For McCain

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These great graphs come courtesy of Media Matters and document both air time and number of clips shown on Fox “News” and all other networks over the past couple of weeks. Notice anything in particular? Maybe that not only does Fox “News”, which is to be expected, but all other media organizations give hella more time to the GOP lairs than to the Democrats trying to save this country from George Bush’s mess.

 

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Monday, September 15, 2008 at 11:33 am

Sarah Palin Blew the ABC Interview. Want Proof?

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Team McCain knows she choked. Want to know how I know? Her next scheduled interview is with Sean Hannity of Fox “News” (try not to laugh). Talk about being sent down to the bush leagues. Good God!

The McCain camp thinks her performance was so wobbly that the only press they believe she can handle is fielding softballs from a shit chucking ape like Sean Hannity!

Sean fucking Hannity? Are you kidding me?

You know that bitch done stepped in it if they’re down-grading her to Hannity. By his own admission Hannity’s not even a real journalist. He calls himself a “commentator”. Seriously, if she blows that one what the fuck is next, the Home Shopping Network? Tell us how you’d cut the budget while looking fabulous in these beautiful cubic zirconiums.

Dear readers, the proof is in the pudding— and if the prom queen had seriously done well on ABC, you’d see her doing the Sunday talk shows this weekend. But you won’t. ‘Cuz she sucks.

Some fucking pitbull this chick turned out to be.

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Friday, September 12, 2008 at 11:45 pm

Will The Lies Ever End?

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It’s the weekend and I’m tired but here’s a link to more GOP bullshit:

The crux of the story goes like this: Fox “news” made up some bullshit (I know, you’re shocked) about the Obama team throwing away all those American flags that 75,000 people used at Mile High Stadium to witness history being made.

The McCain camp, being total douche bags, picked up the story knowing it was a lie and promoted it anyway (but it’s not McCain’s fault ‘cuz he was a POW).

In turn the right-wing press joined in the circle jerk and the next thing you know Barack Obama apparently said he invented the Internet while smoking crack spliffs with Osama Bin Laden that had been rolled from little bits of the constitution and seasoned with the blood of dead soldiers (or babies, I’m not sure which).

The Truth: The flags were packed up and stored for future use.

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Saturday, September 6, 2008 at 6:11 pm