Gripedujour

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Bitch, Bitch, Bitch

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Big time war hero and his “pitbull” sidekick are doing what all war heroes and pitbulls do, crying like little bitches. (Wait, something’s wrong here. Can you tell what it is?).

Anyhow, the war hero and the pitbull, who are going to follow Osama Bin Laden to the gates of hell (but not to Pakistan, which is kinda the same thing) are crying like little girls today that the New York Times is a “pro-Obama advocacy organization.”

Oh and yeah, apparently the New York Times is “not”, as far as McCain-World is concerned ” a journalistic organization.” Which I’m sure comes as news to the hundreds of journalists who work there.

Seems the NYT is incurring the wrath of the cry-baby campaign because it has the nerve to— gasp!— tell the truth. Not very “journalistic” of them at all. Truth telling! Where the fuck do these assholes get off!

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Monday, September 22, 2008 at 11:01 am

McCain and Spain

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Let’s go to the tape…

 

What If This Were Obama?

You tell me what the fuck would happen if Obama didn’t know who the president of Spain was, thought Czechoslovakia was still a country, thought Iraq and Pakistan shared a boarder, said that Russia invading Georgia was “the first serious international conflict since the Cold War”, couldn’t tell the difference between Shi’ia and Sunni, and seemed confused about the difference between Sudan and Somalia?

Tell me. Seriously. This is some seriously retarded fucking bullshit here. And this McCain motherfucker is the stupid son-of-a-bitch who is running on his foreign policy experience? Even fucking President Clown Shoes knows who the fuck Sudan is— and he’s fucking stupid! This aged motherfucker is supposed to be running on his fucking foreign policy experience and he thinks Spain is in fucking Latin America?! C’mon.

This race would be OVER if Obama said some stupid shit like this. Why? ‘Cuz Republicans are such whinny little bitches they wouldn’t be able to shut their fucking little bitch mouths about this stupid shit.

Grandpa fucking Simpson can forget where the fuck Spain is and claim he fucking invented the Blackberry and it’s a one day story, and on the other side of the coin Republicans still never shut the fuck up about Al Gore inventing the Inter-fucking-net and that was a fucking decade ago!

I swear to God, the MSM are the biggest bunch of punk-ass bitches I’ve ever seen.

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Friday, September 19, 2008 at 6:07 am

McCain Camp Admits Palin Don’t Know Shit

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File this under an update of: Women Should Be Seen and Not Heard.

In a tacit admission that Sarah Palin don’t know shit and that McCain hired her for her nice ass, Sarah Palin, the first women in GOP history to appear on a a national ticket, is forbidden from talking to the press.

In this clip a former McCain flack admits that it’s better the prom queen don’t speak less she makes a boo-boo and the media lets her have it.

See? It would be the media’s fault if Sarah’s dense. (Certainly not McCain’s for thrusting an unqualified, unvetted soccer mom onto the national stage because the sexist son-of-a-bitch thinks he can get the vagina vote.)

I mean really, you’re Republicans, after all— LIE! (It’s what you’re good at it). Make up something about why Sarah is dodging the press for two weeks, don’t just admit it’s ‘cuz she doesn’t know anyhting.

As always ask yourself what would happen if Hillary Clinton, or hell even Michelle Obama, hid, actually hid!, from the press for TWO WEEKS ‘cuz they were scared to answer questions.

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Saturday, September 6, 2008 at 7:22 pm

Noonan Sorry About the Bullshit (Sort of)

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Peggy Noonan’s mea culpa has come fast and hard (gotta protect those conservative paychecks, baby). Seems she like, totally semi-regrets participating in open mic night over at MSNBC.

And who’s fault is it that she calls McCain’s prom queen “bullshit”? Well, the media’s of, course. Or more precisely, “the nature of the modern media.” This certainly is the party of personal responsibility.

Likewise it would seem that, “someone abused my meaning of the words, ‘it’s over’.” Someone? Hmmm… who could that someone be Peggy? And “abused” her words “It’s over.”? Abused?

Gotta love it. I mean it ain’t exactly the classic “taken out of context” now is it? Gotta give it to people who come up with new and exciting ways to explain their, and pardon the expression, Bullshit!

For more on Noonan’s carefully crafted dance with the truth click here.

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Thursday, September 4, 2008 at 8:05 am

Study: Fox News Viewers are Total Hypocrites

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Watching Fox “News” valiantly defend the idea of teenage pregnancy, family privacy and “kids being off-limits” these last few days, got me thinking about the OTHER recent teenage pregnancy that swept the nation this past year: Jamie Lynn Spears.

So, I decided to do a little informal study. Results below:

Here’s Fox “News” viewers on Jamie Lynn Spears’ pregnancy:

“It’s obvious that the Spears family is out of control.”

“I believe that Jamie-Lynn should be fired from Zoey 101.”

“This sends a really bad message to a generation of already sluttified young girls.”

“Seems if the parents were more in control of their children these days, these kind of mistakes may not be happening.”

“Teenage pregnancy is not normal …”

“If our children were actually PARENTED instead of parents’ trying the buddy-buddy route with their children…her mom should feel shamed by this.”

I could go on, but you get the idea.

Now, let’s take a look at what Fox “News” viewers had to say about Bristol Palin’s pregnancy:

“(Bristol) should be congratulated for accepting this responsibility.”

“(Bristol) is a beautiful girl…..and deserves to have this time as a private moment.”

“I feel that it’s not the mistakes your children make that questions your parenting skills”

“The Palins have a everyday problem an they chose to handle it the way thay all see fit an it is not any of our concern except for support .”

“Yes, her daughter is pregnant….I think the fact that they are supporting their daughter with love and sound advice speaks a lot to their devotion to their children.”

Again, you get the idea.

Uh-huh. The incredible thing is that these people actually believe themselves to be “Fair and Balanced”. What do you think? Let me know in the comments…

Anyhow, having now spent WAY TOO much time on the FOX “News” site, I gotta go burn my computer and grab a Silkwood shower.

Bambi, You’re Scaring Me

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Bambi is taking the high road in the Palin unwed teenage pregnancy scandal and I applaud that. I really really do. Barack Obama is proving himself a man of honor and discipline. (He’s above all that knee-capping stuff, but I’m not.)

Ever take honor and discipline to a knife fight? Tell you what, next time you’re in a street brawl take the high road, then call me and let me know how it goes. I’ll be waiting…. forever.

Unfortunately, John Kerry took the high road in ’04 and look how that turned out. If there’s one thing I quasi-admire about the Republicans is that they will kick an old lady down a flight of stairs to win an election on the local PTA board— let alone the Presidency of the United States of America. Don’t believe me? Just ask John McCain.

By Obama not responding, he risks letting the GOP frame the argument to their liking and believe me, they will. They’re already busy making it about Obama, not Palin. She’s now the victim of the scurrilous left-wing rumor mongers.

Obama says that kids are off-limits. Tell that to the GOP. Bambi is naive if he thinks he sets the rules. He doesn’t. He better get on this shit soon or by morning the entire scandal will be his fault and CNN et al will be playing right along.

So ok, lay off the kids. Speak to the failed policies of abstinence, Palin’s judgement, AND if you want to get all GOP on their ass, her mothering skills. (Imagine what they’d of done to Hillary Clinton if Chelsea turned up pregnant in the 90s.)

It’s like Jon Stewart said, “Shit on Them!

If the shoe was on the other foot FOX “News” would be plastering this shit 24/7. Fuck the hurricane! We’ve got sex, teenagers, and famous politicians!

We are in a bare knuckled fight for the future of the greatest country on earth…. and we don’t get to set the rules. And unfortunately, against these motherfuckers, we don’t get to take the high road.

I hate to say it, I hate that this is what it takes, but you gotta do what you gotta do. Remember what happened a couple weeks ago when Bambi didn’t fight back against that celebrity nonsense? If he keeps taking the high road, by the end of next week they’ll be saying Obama knocked this kid up on his way to a madrassa after attending an arugula eating contest.  

So get in there Bambi, let ’em fucking have it. They’d do the same to you.

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Monday, September 1, 2008 at 5:26 pm