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Daily Show: Fox News Full On Wetting Their Pants (VIDEO)

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The Daily Show examines Fox News’ reaction to Obama leading in the polls. The conclusion is simple: Fox is becoming unhinged. According to Stewart, “Fox News: The World’s Unfair and We’re Becoming Mentally Unbalanced.”



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Friday, October 10, 2008 at 7:38 am

Sarah Palin’s High-School Report Card

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In an ongoing attempt to prove that we have no redeeming moral qualities whatsoever, here’s Sarah Palin’s high school grades for you to peruse. After all, your soul’s safe— we’re the ones going to hell—so take a peek.


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Thursday, October 9, 2008 at 3:55 pm

Terrorist Chic (VIDEO)

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Truest sign yet that the War on Terror has been lost:

A hot new movie about a murderous, glamorous gang of 1970s radicals is triggering outrage in Germany by tearing off the scab of recent German history and by presenting terrorism as pretty fucking cool shit.


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Wednesday, October 8, 2008 at 2:08 pm

Sarah Palin Has Never Seen Russia from Alaska (VIDEO)

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You know the whole, “We can see Russia from Alaska” thing? Turns out Sarah Palin has never actually seen Russia from her home state of Alaska. Never. Not once. Nope. It’s just something she says, but isn’t actually true— you know, like telling people you sold your jet on Ebay or that you said “No thanks” to the Bridge to Nowhere when you didn’t. Nice, but not true.

Check out the clip here.

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Thursday, October 2, 2008 at 1:06 am

John McCain Selling One of His 12 Mansions

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Man, things really must be getting tough out there. When a man who claims that the fundamentals of our economy our strong needs to put one of his twelve mansions on the market for a mere $12 million, you know people are hurting.

(Many photos of the estate here.)

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Wednesday, October 1, 2008 at 8:52 am

Bambi, You’re Scaring Me

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Bambi is taking the high road in the Palin unwed teenage pregnancy scandal and I applaud that. I really really do. Barack Obama is proving himself a man of honor and discipline. (He’s above all that knee-capping stuff, but I’m not.)

Ever take honor and discipline to a knife fight? Tell you what, next time you’re in a street brawl take the high road, then call me and let me know how it goes. I’ll be waiting…. forever.

Unfortunately, John Kerry took the high road in ’04 and look how that turned out. If there’s one thing I quasi-admire about the Republicans is that they will kick an old lady down a flight of stairs to win an election on the local PTA board— let alone the Presidency of the United States of America. Don’t believe me? Just ask John McCain.

By Obama not responding, he risks letting the GOP frame the argument to their liking and believe me, they will. They’re already busy making it about Obama, not Palin. She’s now the victim of the scurrilous left-wing rumor mongers.

Obama says that kids are off-limits. Tell that to the GOP. Bambi is naive if he thinks he sets the rules. He doesn’t. He better get on this shit soon or by morning the entire scandal will be his fault and CNN et al will be playing right along.

So ok, lay off the kids. Speak to the failed policies of abstinence, Palin’s judgement, AND if you want to get all GOP on their ass, her mothering skills. (Imagine what they’d of done to Hillary Clinton if Chelsea turned up pregnant in the 90s.)

It’s like Jon Stewart said, “Shit on Them!

If the shoe was on the other foot FOX “News” would be plastering this shit 24/7. Fuck the hurricane! We’ve got sex, teenagers, and famous politicians!

We are in a bare knuckled fight for the future of the greatest country on earth…. and we don’t get to set the rules. And unfortunately, against these motherfuckers, we don’t get to take the high road.

I hate to say it, I hate that this is what it takes, but you gotta do what you gotta do. Remember what happened a couple weeks ago when Bambi didn’t fight back against that celebrity nonsense? If he keeps taking the high road, by the end of next week they’ll be saying Obama knocked this kid up on his way to a madrassa after attending an arugula eating contest.  

So get in there Bambi, let ’em fucking have it. They’d do the same to you.

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Monday, September 1, 2008 at 5:26 pm