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New Footage from Inside Sarah Palin’s Church! (VIDEO)

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This is the first original, on-the-ground video report from inside the church where Gov. Sarah Palin was baptized and spent over two decades as a member, the Wasilla Assembly of God. The video features the only known footage of the man who publicly anointed Palin for higher office, the Kenyan witch hunter Bishop Thomas Muthee, during his return to Wasilla this September.

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Thursday, October 9, 2008 at 7:10 pm

Sarah Palin, Born to Lie

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Here’s another strange and useless lie from Sarah Palin’s interview with Fox hack, Sean Hanniy.

Asked about being selected as Grandpa Simpson’s VP she said she had a couple days to think about it, and asked her girls to “vote” on whether or not to accept the offer. Yeah, ‘cept she’d only had less than a day, not “a couple days” and her husband and the McCain campaign have already said the family was kept in the dark until after the selection had been made, and Sarah accepted.

So, this “vote” could not have taken place. Why does she lie about such stupid shit?

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Thursday, September 18, 2008 at 8:35 am

Sarah Palin. Photoshopped.

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After the jump: a collection of more fake naked pictures of Sarah Palin floating around the interwebs— if you’re into that sort of thing.

However they’re not for kids (and mildly stupid), so think before you click.

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Saturday, September 13, 2008 at 11:00 am

McCain Jumps to 12 Point Lead Among White Women

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You have got to be kidding me. The guy who cheats on, then divorces, his first wife while she’s recovering from a car accident so he can go off and pick up a new and improved trophy wife 20 years his junior with piles of money, then spend the next 20 years telling rape jokes and calling his wife a cunt has a 12 point lead among white women! WTF?!

Apparently his nakedly cynical ploy of putting a prom queen on the ticket who clearly has no qualifications other than her vagina and is in favor of stripping women around the country of their right of Choice— even in cases of rape and incest– is working.

Here’s the latest poll data.

I seriously cannot believe this fucking stupid shit. Somebody please explain this to me!

Side note: I like Joe Biden and everything, but this latest round of polling, plus the news earlier about Bambi’s fund raising problems is seriously beginning to make me think he shoulda picked Hillary.

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Tuesday, September 9, 2008 at 1:17 pm

Joe Biden Lights ‘Em Up!!!

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You have got see this! The first minute and a half is CLASSIC! All I can say is “That’s what-the-fuck-I’m-talking about.”

Too bad (for the GOP) that the prom queen is too scared to speak to the press, but lucky for us— we got Joe!

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Saturday, September 6, 2008 at 10:14 am

Update: The National Enquirer May Have It Right (Again)!

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Couple days back a story broke that hot and slutty VP choice Sarah Palin had an affair with one of her husband’s former business partners. McCain threatened big time, rich boy legal shit and pretended it was all nonsense. Now comes word that this “ex-business partner” has just filed an emergency motion to have his divorce records sealed! Yikes!

Skeletons much, bitch?

The drama we all loved for years has been canceled. “The Clintons” will no longer be seen on this channel so that we may bring you the never-ending escapades of America’s newest white-trash political family, “The Palins”— Teenage Pregnancy! Drunk Kids on the Loose! Naked Pictures! Mad Affairs! Rednecks Aplenty! The Trailer Park’s Never Been So Much Fun!

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Saturday, September 6, 2008 at 9:40 am

RNC Releases Ad Attacking Obama’s Stage (It’s all they got)

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Poor bastards. The prom queen is under fire for nude pics, adulterous affairs, a drunk knocked up daughter, and oh yeah, she’s not even close to being qualified! Oh well.

So what do those whining bitches at the GOP have in return? Obama’s stage sucked!

This from a group of people who can’t even tell the difference between Walter Reed Hospital and a Junoir High School.

Here’s their weak-ass ad. Watch once, puke, repeat.