Posts Tagged ‘ads’
Belgium Ads: Cocks Sell Condoms (Pictures, Unfortunately)
Latest craze in Belgium advertising? Totally grossing you out, so that you never have sex again. Here are a series of ads featuring famous “penises” encouraging you to wear a condom. Click at your own penis, peril… we meant peril.
For the brave, ALL IMAGES FROM THIS CAMPAIGN MAY BE SEEN HERE.
The Gloves Are Coming Off Like the Clothes on a Stripper
Forget all that cry-baby stuff about capitalism bringing about the end of the world. The gloves are coming off in the race for POTUS and that’s the new black.
Full story here.
McCain Plans to Get Nasty
Desperate to turn the race around in the remaining month, the McCain team is planning on “taking the gloves off” for the remainder of the race. Lowlights will include a slew of negative commercials to begin broadcasting after Tuesday night’s debate, spreading already disproven lies about Obama’s tax plan and former tax policy votes in the Senate, and general attacks on Obama’s character.
Whoa. Now This Is The Kind Of Shit They Need.
Here’s a powerful new ad going directly after McCain’s POW status, told by a former POW who was in the Hanoi Hilton with McCain.
That’s what the fuck I’m talking about.
Anyone want to take odds on whether the national media takes note of this bad boy? Too busy covering lipsticks, pigs, and liars like Palin, probably.
A longer version of this ad can be found here.
Not Hard Hitting Enough
Bambi, true to his word is fighting back against McCain’s bullshit. Here’s his newest ad entitled “Honor”.
After the crap McCain has pulled in recent weeks and the absolute mess the Republicans have made of America over the past eight years, this ad just doesn’t cut it for me. If this is what Democrats call “hard hitting”, it’s no wonder they always lose.
Hell Freezes Over
Here’s a link to Karl Rove sayig the McCain lies have gone too far.
Karl Rove! Can you fucking believe it? That’s how bad McCain’s bullshit has become— a guy who engineered the election of a drunken, coke-addled son of a president through lies, smears and intimidation (not to mention being a traitor), thinks John McCain has gone too far!
This is the equivalent of the Devil telling Hitler “Whoa. I’m all in for bad shit and stuff, but you just don’t know when to stop…. I’m, uh, due back in hell early tomorrow morning, so I really should be going, but uh, I just don’t want any part of this.”
In our next video, monkeys actually do fly out of my ass.
I mean, Karl Fucking Rove…..
Bambi Taking Off The Gloves?
The New York Times is reporting this morning that Barack Obama is planning to “sharpen his attacks on John McCain“, saying:
Senator Barack Obama will intensify his assault against Senator John McCain, with new television advertisements and more forceful attacks by the candidate and surrogates beginning Friday morning, as he confronts an invigorated Republican presidential ticket and increasing nervousness in the Democratic ranks.
Is this weak-ass ad it? Lord help ’em if Obama thinks this stupid shit will resonate. It’s an ad that makes fun of how old McCain is, by taking us back to 1982! Via the Way Back Machine Barry&Co. show us what life was like in this scary, pre-historic era.
Note to Obama team: You’ve already got the youth vote! That’s the only demo that’s going to think 1982 was Sooo Long Ago. “Why 1982, I wasn’t even born yet! I can’t possibly vote for this man for president.”
McCain and his team of liars, swindlers and bullshiters are so fucking target rich, and Bambi takes us Back To The Future to 1982?
lame.
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KOKO and The Prom Queen
As I said in a previous post, McCain and the Prom Queen seem painfully unaware of the simple social fact that you don’t get to give yourself nicknames.
Here’s an old Seinfeld clip of what happens when George tries to give himself a nickname:
Koko! Koko! Koko!
Gripedujour 