Posts Tagged ‘GOP’
Joe the Plumber: Obama ‘Well-Spoken’ and ‘Tap Dances Like Sammy Davis Jr.’ (VIDEO)
Where to start? Yeah, Katie Couric does seem to get first crack at all the nut-jobs and “Joe the Plumber” is no different. In his first interview since being made famous in last night’s debate, “Joe” had a chit-chat with Katie Couric in which he tell the anchor that Obama is “well spoken” and that he “tap dances like Sammy Davis Jr.”
What the fuck? Now, if you are wondering whether or not you read that right, you did. “Joe the Plumber” thinks that Limbaugh’s magic negro is both a good tap dancer and speaks well, too!
New Footage from Inside Sarah Palin’s Church! (VIDEO)
This is the first original, on-the-ground video report from inside the church where Gov. Sarah Palin was baptized and spent over two decades as a member, the Wasilla Assembly of God. The video features the only known footage of the man who publicly anointed Palin for higher office, the Kenyan witch hunter Bishop Thomas Muthee, during his return to Wasilla this September.
Republicans Crossed Line with Voter Purge Attempt
By John Bohlinger – 10/05/2008
Frank St. Pierre, of Anaconda, fought in World War II. He is one of the most decorated living veterans in America. And yet, on Wednesday, my party — the Montana Republican Party — tried to invalidate his voter registration because he lives in a county with a lot of Democrats. Incredible as this may sound to you, it is the truth.
John McCain Selling One of His 12 Mansions
Man, things really must be getting tough out there. When a man who claims that the fundamentals of our economy our strong needs to put one of his twelve mansions on the market for a mere $12 million, you know people are hurting.
(Many photos of the estate here.)
John McCain Pays $5,000 for His Make Up
That’s right. In addition to not knowing how many houses he owns, driving 13 cars, and walking around in $500 loafers Richie Rich spent $5,583.43 for the make up services of the woman pictured above— according the the Federal Election Commission.
Remember when people went nuts over John Edwards’ haircuts and Obama’s acceptance speech stage? What will the media say about McCain’s make up? I’m betting with the exception of Rachel Maddow or Olbermann, no one says shit.
12 Lies of Sarah Palin
The pitbull can’t seem to walk a straight line. Here’s the break down in no uncertain terms from the Atlantic:
– She has lied about the Bridge To Nowhere. She ran for office favoring it, wore a sweatshirt defending it, and only gave it up when the federal congress, Senator McCain in particular, went ballistic. She kept the money anyway and favors funding Don Young’s Way, at twice the cost of the original bridge.
– She has lied about her firing of the town librarian and police chief of Wasilla, Alaska.
– She has lied about pressure on Alaska’s public safety commissioner to fire her ex-brother-in-law.
– She has lied about her previous statements on climate change.
– She has lied about Alaska’s contribution to America’s oil and gas production.
– She has lied about when she asked her daughters for their permission for her to run for vice-president.
– She has lied about the actual progress in constructing a natural gas pipeline from Alaska.
– She has lied about Obama’s position on habeas corpus.
– She has lied about her alleged tolerance of homosexuality.
– She has lied about the use or non-use of a TelePrompter at the St Paul convention.
– She has lied about her alleged pay-cut as mayor of Wasilla.
– She has lied about what Alaska’s state scientists concluded about the health of the polar bear population in Alaska.
The Pitbull Bitches Out
Seems Palin is all bark and no bite, and even then not so much. The Obama and McCain camps have agreed to debates that will include a much more free-wheeling style of questions and answer and sparring than most other Presidential debates.
Yeah, ‘cept Palin totally bitched out on the same process for the VP debates. The pitbull and her handlers were scared to let her go bare knuckled against Joe Biden and insisted on a more formal, structured debate that will allow much less opportunity for free-wheeling direct exchanges between the running mates.
McCain’s team was up front about the fact that they are total pussies. They were “concerned” that a loose format could leave the Prom Queen at a disadvantage against Joe biden. Gee, do you think? Why, she could just go on about how she lives next door to Russia and shit— I’m sure that’d work.
First she’s afraid of the press, then she’s scared to cooperate in the Troopergate investigation, now she’s scared of Joe Biden. A pitbull in lipstick? More like a chihuahua in drag… either way, she comes up bitch.
Alaskans Getting Pissed With The Prom Queen
From the Anchorage Daily News:
Gov. Sarah Palin has surrendered important gubernatorial duties to the Republican presidential campaign. McCain staff are handling public and press questions about actions she has taken as governor. The governor who said, “Hold me accountable,” is hiding behind the hired guns of the McCain campaign to avoid accountability.
Is it too much to ask that Alaska’s governor speak for herself, directly to Alaskans, about her actions as Alaska’s governor?
Pitbull better think about her day job so she has something to go back to after she loses!
God Has Voted— For Obama!
From the New Yorker:
Before Barack Obama accepted the Democratic nomination for President, in a Denver football stadium—”Focus on the Family”, one of the most powerful organizations on the religious right, posed a question to Internet viewers. “Would it be wrong to pray for rain?”
Apparently the answer was no, because they proceeded to do just that… Prayed for there to be rain— “abundant rain”, “torrential rain”, “rain of Biblical proportions”
“Pray for unexpected, unanticipated, unforecasted rain that starts two minutes before the speech is set to begin.” Then, “There will probably be people who will pray for seventy-two degrees and clear skies, but this isn’t a contest.”
Obama gave his speech under clear skies with the thermometer at seventy-two degrees.
Ouch.
Adding insult to injury, and just to be sure His intentions were known: The Almighty arranged for a hurricane severe enough to disrupt the Republican National Convention, now didn’t he?
Yikes. God Hates Republicans.
Update On: Rush Limbaugh, Little Bitch
Racist junkie is all upset about being quoted accurately by Barack Obama in a new Spanish language ad.
Mostly, the fat fucking draft-dodger is whining that he’s being taken out of context.
OK, so let’s take a look:
Supposedly out-of-context quote:
“…stupid and unskilled Mexicans.”
Context:
“If you are unskilled and uneducated, your job is going south. Skilled workers, educated people are going to do fine ’cause those are the kinds of jobs Nafta is going to create. If we are going to start rewarding no skills and stupid people, I’m serious, let the unskilled jobs that take absolutely no knowledge whatsoever to do — let stupid and unskilled Mexicans do that work.“
Second supposedly out-of-context quote:
“You shut your mouth or you get out!”
Context:
“And another thing: You don’t have the right to protest. You’re allowed no demonstrations, no foreign flag waving, no political organizing, no bad-mouthing our president or his policies. You’re a foreigner: shut your mouth or get out! And if you come here illegally, you’re going to jail.”
Oh. Now I see.
Fat Junkie Sad to Be Called A Racist (even though he is)
Rush Limbaugh is all sad and shit ‘cuz Barack Obama is quoting him in his Spanish language ads. Among Limbaugh’s quotes:
- “Stupid Mexicans”
- “Mexicans are stupid and unqualified”
- and they need to”shut their mouths or get out.”
Limbaugh’s pouting because he’s being accurately quoted, but just wants to whine like the draft dodging little bitch he is (Oh, you didn’t know that Limbaugh chickened out of Vietnam by claiming he had in infected boil on his ass?)
Seriously, a guy who refers to Obama as a a “negro” is crying about “race baiting”. Does he even know what that means?
Junkie cried foul in today’s WSJ, here.
Wall Street Journal Pisses on McCain
In what canly be described as hell freezing over, uber-conservative Murdoch rag, The Wall Street Journal just took a piss all over Grandpa Simpson— started calling him unpresidital and whatnot. Dig it:
John McCain has made it clear this week he doesn’t understand what’s happening on Wall Street… Thursday, he took his populist riffing up a notch and found his scapegoat for financial panic — Christopher Cox, the chairman of the Securities and Exchange Commission….
Mr. McCain clearly wants to distance himself from the Bush Administration. But this assault on Mr. Cox is both false and deeply unfair. It’s also un-Presidential….
In a crisis, voters want steady, calm leadership, not easy, misleading answers that will do nothing to help. Mr. McCain is sounding like a candidate searching for a political foil rather than a genuine solution.
Whoa.
Full article here.
Bush Dines on Lobster While Capitalism Melts
Where the fuck is George Bush when the economy was melting into the ground? Why, dinning on Maine Lobster, late-summer corn pudding, ginger-scented farm lamb, and graham-fucking-cracker crumble with a cocoa pod shell. Hope he didn’t dribble any on his pearly white tuxedo.
Yeah, on Monday when the market crashed Bush was dinning with the President of Ghana as yuppies all over the planet were drowning in red ink. (I guess Kanye West was wrong. It ain’t black people Clown Shoes doesn’t care about— it’s everyone.)
And oh yeah, after dinner they all went down to the east lawn and in the moonlight watched eleven members of the Lion King sing a few fucking songs for them. (No lie.)
Here’s the best part: Bush’s toast for the president of Ghana was 383 words long. When he came out to address the financial crisis yesterday afternoon his statement was 263 words long. (Priorities and all that, I guess.)
Remember when those planes hit the World Trade Center on September 11 and this dickhead sat reading a children’s book? It’s kinda like that.
Remember when Katrina drowned New Orleans and this asshole didn’t do shit for days? It’s kinda like that too.
And this fucking political party seriously thinks they deserve four more years to further fuck up this nation, dine on Maine lobster, read fucking children’s books, and sleep like babies as our nation is ravaged by terrorists, biblical acts of God, and the end of capitalism as we know it? I don’t fucking think so.
Fuck these assholes.
McCain and Spain
Let’s go to the tape…
What If This Were Obama?
You tell me what the fuck would happen if Obama didn’t know who the president of Spain was, thought Czechoslovakia was still a country, thought Iraq and Pakistan shared a boarder, said that Russia invading Georgia was “the first serious international conflict since the Cold War”, couldn’t tell the difference between Shi’ia and Sunni, and seemed confused about the difference between Sudan and Somalia?
Tell me. Seriously. This is some seriously retarded fucking bullshit here. And this McCain motherfucker is the stupid son-of-a-bitch who is running on his foreign policy experience? Even fucking President Clown Shoes knows who the fuck Sudan is— and he’s fucking stupid! This aged motherfucker is supposed to be running on his fucking foreign policy experience and he thinks Spain is in fucking Latin America?! C’mon.
This race would be OVER if Obama said some stupid shit like this. Why? ‘Cuz Republicans are such whinny little bitches they wouldn’t be able to shut their fucking little bitch mouths about this stupid shit.
Grandpa fucking Simpson can forget where the fuck Spain is and claim he fucking invented the Blackberry and it’s a one day story, and on the other side of the coin Republicans still never shut the fuck up about Al Gore inventing the Inter-fucking-net and that was a fucking decade ago!
I swear to God, the MSM are the biggest bunch of punk-ass bitches I’ve ever seen.
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