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Bristol Palin, Pot Head.

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Bristol Palin is a pot head. (You know, I’m really starting to like this girl: high school drop out, man stealing skank, drunk, knocked up, pot head? Oh yeah, she’s a keeper.)

Anyhow, the National Enquirer has more dirt on the prom queen’s offspring and as per usual, it ain’t keeping with the whole “I’m a mom… Rah, rah, Family Values” tip they’re pitching to the American voters.

The lowlights:

Video? Now when will that come about? Enquiring minds wanna know, bitch!

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Wednesday, September 17, 2008 at 1:27 pm

Bristol Palin, Man Stealing Skank

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My newest favorite white-trash soap opera just got another installment. In this episode we steer away from druggie hoodlum brother Track, and refocus on sister Bristol. Turns out that in addition to being a drunk and a knocked-up high school drop out, just like her baby daddy, Bristol Palin is a man stealing bitch.

For the complete skinny click here.

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Monday, September 15, 2008 at 11:20 am

Sarah Palin. Photoshopped.

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After the jump: a collection of more fake naked pictures of Sarah Palin floating around the interwebs— if you’re into that sort of thing.

However they’re not for kids (and mildly stupid), so think before you click.

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Saturday, September 13, 2008 at 11:00 am

Sarah Kicked Bristol to the Curb over Pregnancy

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Here’s some fucking family values for you. In the form of more dirt from the new National Enquirer story, this time about Bristol and Sarah:

And as Gov. Palin has billed the state of Alaska for various expenses related to her children, as reported by The Washington Post, The ENQUIRER’s investigation reveals that she was so incensed by 17-year-old Bristol’s pregnancy that she banished her daughter from the house.

Another family friend revealed pre-prego Bristol was as much of a hard partier as Track was.
 
“Bristol was a huge stoner and drinker.  I’ve seen her smoke pot and get drunk and make out with so many guys. All the guys would brag that the just made out with Bristol.”

 When Sarah found out the teen was pregnant by high schooler Levi Johnston, she was actually banished from the house.  As part of the cover-up, Palin quickly transferred Bristol to another high school and made her move in with Sarah’s sister Heather 25 miles away!

For Bristol Palin drinking pics, click here.

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Wednesday, September 10, 2008 at 4:08 pm

Track Palin: Party Animal, Petty Criminal, Junkie?

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We now join our favorite new drama already in progress. In the latest installment of “The Palins– America’s Favorite White Trash Family” we focus on the ongoing parenting skills of Trailer Park Sarah as she navigates her way through affairs, teenage pregnancy, drunk daughters, lies about her own career, and a drug addled son.

Seems the liberal, elitist National Enquirer has more dirt on the prom queen and her brood.

Despite Tall Tale Sarah telling the world about her angel, Track and his heroic endeavor to enlist and ship off to Iraq, a more honest storyline is emerging. The scuttlebutt for days has been that Track is off to Iraq to avoid jail time for being such a fuck-up. Now the Enquirer brings down the hammer!

Seems Track (in addition to having a ridiculously stupid name) has quite a rep for partying with people who like to shoot their mouths off and the Enquirer was all-to-happy to jot down the dirt.

For the rest of the story and direct quotes from Track’s Clown Shoes Wearing Posse CLICK HERE.

Update: The National Enquirer May Have It Right (Again)!

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Couple days back a story broke that hot and slutty VP choice Sarah Palin had an affair with one of her husband’s former business partners. McCain threatened big time, rich boy legal shit and pretended it was all nonsense. Now comes word that this “ex-business partner” has just filed an emergency motion to have his divorce records sealed! Yikes!

Skeletons much, bitch?

The drama we all loved for years has been canceled. “The Clintons” will no longer be seen on this channel so that we may bring you the never-ending escapades of America’s newest white-trash political family, “The Palins”— Teenage Pregnancy! Drunk Kids on the Loose! Naked Pictures! Mad Affairs! Rednecks Aplenty! The Trailer Park’s Never Been So Much Fun!

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Saturday, September 6, 2008 at 9:40 am

RNC Releases Ad Attacking Obama’s Stage (It’s all they got)

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Poor bastards. The prom queen is under fire for nude pics, adulterous affairs, a drunk knocked up daughter, and oh yeah, she’s not even close to being qualified! Oh well.

So what do those whining bitches at the GOP have in return? Obama’s stage sucked!

This from a group of people who can’t even tell the difference between Walter Reed Hospital and a Junoir High School.

Here’s their weak-ass ad. Watch once, puke, repeat.