Posts Tagged ‘drunk’
Bristol Palin, Pot Head.
Bristol Palin is a pot head. (You know, I’m really starting to like this girl: high school drop out, man stealing skank, drunk, knocked up, pot head? Oh yeah, she’s a keeper.)
Anyhow, the National Enquirer has more dirt on the prom queen’s offspring and as per usual, it ain’t keeping with the whole “I’m a mom… Rah, rah, Family Values” tip they’re pitching to the American voters.
The lowlights:
Video? Now when will that come about? Enquiring minds wanna know, bitch!
Bristol Palin, Man Stealing Skank
My newest favorite white-trash soap opera just got another installment. In this episode we steer away from druggie hoodlum brother Track, and refocus on sister Bristol. Turns out that in addition to being a drunk and a knocked-up high school drop out, just like her baby daddy, Bristol Palin is a man stealing bitch.
Sarah Palin. Photoshopped.
After the jump: a collection of more fake naked pictures of Sarah Palin floating around the interwebs— if you’re into that sort of thing.
However they’re not for kids (and mildly stupid), so think before you click.
Sarah Kicked Bristol to the Curb over Pregnancy
Here’s some fucking family values for you. In the form of more dirt from the new National Enquirer story, this time about Bristol and Sarah:
And as Gov. Palin has billed the state of Alaska for various expenses related to her children, as reported by The Washington Post, The ENQUIRER’s investigation reveals that she was so incensed by 17-year-old Bristol’s pregnancy that she banished her daughter from the house.
Another family friend revealed pre-prego Bristol was as much of a hard partier as Track was.
“Bristol was a huge stoner and drinker. I’ve seen her smoke pot and get drunk and make out with so many guys. All the guys would brag that the just made out with Bristol.”When Sarah found out the teen was pregnant by high schooler Levi Johnston, she was actually banished from the house. As part of the cover-up, Palin quickly transferred Bristol to another high school and made her move in with Sarah’s sister Heather 25 miles away!
For Bristol Palin drinking pics, click here.
Track Palin: Party Animal, Petty Criminal, Junkie?
We now join our favorite new drama already in progress. In the latest installment of “The Palins– America’s Favorite White Trash Family” we focus on the ongoing parenting skills of Trailer Park Sarah as she navigates her way through affairs, teenage pregnancy, drunk daughters, lies about her own career, and a drug addled son.
Seems the liberal, elitist National Enquirer has more dirt on the prom queen and her brood.
Despite Tall Tale Sarah telling the world about her angel, Track and his heroic endeavor to enlist and ship off to Iraq, a more honest storyline is emerging. The scuttlebutt for days has been that Track is off to Iraq to avoid jail time for being such a fuck-up. Now the Enquirer brings down the hammer!
Seems Track (in addition to having a ridiculously stupid name) has quite a rep for partying with people who like to shoot their mouths off and the Enquirer was all-to-happy to jot down the dirt.
For the rest of the story and direct quotes from Track’s Clown Shoes Wearing Posse CLICK HERE.
Update: The National Enquirer May Have It Right (Again)!
Couple days back a story broke that hot and slutty VP choice Sarah Palin had an affair with one of her husband’s former business partners. McCain threatened big time, rich boy legal shit and pretended it was all nonsense. Now comes word that this “ex-business partner” has just filed an emergency motion to have his divorce records sealed! Yikes!
Skeletons much, bitch?
The drama we all loved for years has been canceled. “The Clintons” will no longer be seen on this channel so that we may bring you the never-ending escapades of America’s newest white-trash political family, “The Palins”— Teenage Pregnancy! Drunk Kids on the Loose! Naked Pictures! Mad Affairs! Rednecks Aplenty! The Trailer Park’s Never Been So Much Fun!
RNC Releases Ad Attacking Obama’s Stage (It’s all they got)
Poor bastards. The prom queen is under fire for nude pics, adulterous affairs, a drunk knocked up daughter, and oh yeah, she’s not even close to being qualified! Oh well.
So what do those whining bitches at the GOP have in return? Obama’s stage sucked!
This from a group of people who can’t even tell the difference between Walter Reed Hospital and a Junoir High School.
Here’s their weak-ass ad. Watch once, puke, repeat.
Barack Obama Sits Down with a Sexual Predator
Forget naked pictures of Sarah Palin, stories of adultery, and pics of her drunk daughter. For something really salacious (and semi-sick) watch as Barack Obama sits down with a Fox “News” sexual predator for an “interview”.
For reasons only known to God, you can see a real-live whore chaser and adulterer who has an affinity for rubbing Greek food all over women’s vaginas not only act as though he deserves to be sitting with a historic figure like Barack Obama, but seems as smug as a guy with a dildo “shaped liked a cock” up his butt.
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Sarah Palin Naked Pictures?
Forget the Bristol Palin pictures. Check out the mom! I’ve heard that the B&W one may actually be Julia Louis Dreyfus
But the color one is clearly the Governor of Alaska and symbol to family values women everywhere.
Update: More And Better Sarah Palin naked pictures here.
Is Sarah Palin Un-American?
Seems that lost in the whole my teenage daughter got drunk, knocked up, and dropped out of high school— plus, and oh yeah, I’m under ethics investigation thing— people seem to have not noticed that Sarah Palin is, at the very least, un-American. Maybe she even hates America.
Don’t believe me? Not as part of John McCain’s crack vetting process, but instead as part of good ‘ole investigative journalism we come to find out that Sarah Palin supported the Alaska Independence Party. A Party that what? Wait for it… advocates seceding from the United States of America.
That’s right. Sarah Palin supported an organization that hates America so much that they want to break up our union, leave the country and become a nation unto themselves (or join Canada— seriously). What’s more un-American than that?
Now a few years later Sarah Palin wants to run a country she advocated destroying? And believe me, wanting to break up The United States of America does count as destroying it.
Disliking your country so strongly that you not only want to leave it, but want to take one of our 50 great states with you when you go? How is this not unpatriotic?
Please, ask yourself what would happen if Barack “Madrassa” Obama or his wife Michelle “Kill Whitey” Obama had belonged to such an organization? Would Sean Hannity ever shut up about this? Would Bill O’Reilly pull the luffa out of his ass long enough to jump on (and dry hump) the bandwagon? Of course he would (And that’s saying something).
Even a draft dodger like Rush Limbaugh would go on and on and on about how un-American the Obamas are, and we’d spend the next six weeks debating whether or not the Obamas love this country.
However, let a Republican advocate breaking up the United States of America and conservatives can’t wait to put them in the White House.
Man, the GOP hates America.
Gripedujour 