New Footage from Inside Sarah Palin’s Church! (VIDEO)

This is the first original, on-the-ground video report from inside the church where Gov. Sarah Palin was baptized and spent over two decades as a member, the Wasilla Assembly of God. The video features the only known footage of the man who publicly anointed Palin for higher office, the Kenyan witch hunter Bishop Thomas Muthee, during his return to Wasilla this September.

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Landslide? Really?

Today all the blogs (that aren’t talking about the stock market) are a flutter with talk of a landslide this November— certain polls bear that out.

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John McCain Selling One of His 12 Mansions

Man, things really must be getting tough out there. When a man who claims that the fundamentals of our economy our strong needs to put one of his twelve mansions on the market for a mere $12 million, you know people are hurting.

(Many photos of the estate here.)

More Pigshit

Let’s just get straight to the facts and quotes, ‘cuz this stupid shit is pissing me off to no fucking extent:

John McCain less than one year ago regarding Hillary Clinton’s healthcare plan:

“I think they put some lipstick on a pig,” he said, “but it’s still a pig.”

Elizabeth Edwards on McCain’s healthcare plan: 

John McCain’s health care plan was like “painting lipstick on a pig.” 

Title of John McCain’s former press secratary’s book:  

“Lipstick on a Pig: Winning in the No Spin Era.“

Obama on Bush’s mission for Petraeus:

“George Bush has given a mission to General Petraeus, and he has done his best to try to figure out how to put lipstick on a pig.“

McCain on Romney:

“Never get into a wrestling match with a pig. You both get dirty — and the pig likes it.“

Definition of the idiom “Put lipstick on a pig”:

If people put lipstick on a pig, they make superficial or cosmetic changes, hoping that it will make the product more attractive.

Media Full-On Dry Humping The Prom Queen

Whoa! Grandpa Simpson’s Prom Queen can read! I guess after eight years of G.W. the national media is stunned, stunned! by any Republican that can read (ever see McCain work a teleprompter? It’s a lot like having front row seats for a root canal).

Nevertheless, it seems that a former beauty pageant contestant and sportscaster stunned a nation last night by effectively reading! Amazing!

Forget her “Bridge To Nowhere” lies, forget her whining over being called a hick (though no one actually has), by God, she fired her chef and sold her jet! This woman is incredible!

After bitching all summer long about Obama’s qualifications, seems all is forgotten in the national media if you can find a perky hockey mom from the PTA who can read. (And in all honestly, that does pretty much does blow out the Republican curve.)

Go Palin! (or something, I guess)