Posts Tagged ‘Hillary Clinton’
Chris Rock to Bill Clinton: HILLARY LOST!
This is CLASSIC!
Bill Clinton was on Letterman last night and gave what can only be described as a tepid endorsement of Barack Obama— didn’t seem to want to even mention Obama’s name. BUT what he did want to mention was Hillary— a lot. The former POTUS went on and on and on and on about his wife, which is cool— I guess.
But in what can only be described as cosmic fate, the finest comedian in country, Chris Rock was booked to follow Clinton. And he had a few words for the former president; primarily it was this: HILLARY LOST!
Plus a great bit about Sarah Palin killing “mooses” and Michael Vick killing dogs.
Check out this clip:
In Case You Missed It…. Tina Fey Opens SNL
Tina Fey did a blistering job as Sarah Palin last night in the SNL season opener. You know the prom queen ain’t the brightest light on the tree, but when you see it caricatured like this it really hits home. But you know, Republicans like stupid people.
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More Pigshit
Let’s just get straight to the facts and quotes, ‘cuz this stupid shit is pissing me off to no fucking extent:
John McCain less than one year ago regarding Hillary Clinton’s healthcare plan:
“I think they put some lipstick on a pig,” he said, “but it’s still a pig.”
Elizabeth Edwards on McCain’s healthcare plan:
John McCain’s health care plan was like “painting lipstick on a pig.”
Title of John McCain’s former press secratary’s book:
“Lipstick on a Pig: Winning in the No Spin Era.“
Obama on Bush’s mission for Petraeus:
“George Bush has given a mission to General Petraeus, and he has done his best to try to figure out how to put lipstick on a pig.“
“Never get into a wrestling match with a pig. You both get dirty — and the pig likes it.“
Definition of the idiom “Put lipstick on a pig”:
If people put lipstick on a pig, they make superficial or cosmetic changes, hoping that it will make the product more attractive.
McCain Jumps to 12 Point Lead Among White Women
You have got to be kidding me. The guy who cheats on, then divorces, his first wife while she’s recovering from a car accident so he can go off and pick up a new and improved trophy wife 20 years his junior with piles of money, then spend the next 20 years telling rape jokes and calling his wife a cunt has a 12 point lead among white women! WTF?!
Apparently his nakedly cynical ploy of putting a prom queen on the ticket who clearly has no qualifications other than her vagina and is in favor of stripping women around the country of their right of Choice— even in cases of rape and incest– is working.
Here’s the latest poll data.
I seriously cannot believe this fucking stupid shit. Somebody please explain this to me!
Side note: I like Joe Biden and everything, but this latest round of polling, plus the news earlier about Bambi’s fund raising problems is seriously beginning to make me think he shoulda picked Hillary.
McCain Camp Admits Palin Don’t Know Shit
File this under an update of: Women Should Be Seen and Not Heard.
In a tacit admission that Sarah Palin don’t know shit and that McCain hired her for her nice ass, Sarah Palin, the first women in GOP history to appear on a a national ticket, is forbidden from talking to the press.
In this clip a former McCain flack admits that it’s better the prom queen don’t speak less she makes a boo-boo and the media lets her have it.
See? It would be the media’s fault if Sarah’s dense. (Certainly not McCain’s for thrusting an unqualified, unvetted soccer mom onto the national stage because the sexist son-of-a-bitch thinks he can get the vagina vote.)
I mean really, you’re Republicans, after all— LIE! (It’s what you’re good at it). Make up something about why Sarah is dodging the press for two weeks, don’t just admit it’s ‘cuz she doesn’t know anyhting.
As always ask yourself what would happen if Hillary Clinton, or hell even Michelle Obama, hid, actually hid!, from the press for TWO WEEKS ‘cuz they were scared to answer questions.
Bambi, You’re Scaring Me
Bambi is taking the high road in the Palin unwed teenage pregnancy scandal and I applaud that. I really really do. Barack Obama is proving himself a man of honor and discipline. (He’s above all that knee-capping stuff, but I’m not.)
Ever take honor and discipline to a knife fight? Tell you what, next time you’re in a street brawl take the high road, then call me and let me know how it goes. I’ll be waiting…. forever.
Unfortunately, John Kerry took the high road in ’04 and look how that turned out. If there’s one thing I quasi-admire about the Republicans is that they will kick an old lady down a flight of stairs to win an election on the local PTA board— let alone the Presidency of the United States of America. Don’t believe me? Just ask John McCain.
By Obama not responding, he risks letting the GOP frame the argument to their liking and believe me, they will. They’re already busy making it about Obama, not Palin. She’s now the victim of the scurrilous left-wing rumor mongers.
Obama says that kids are off-limits. Tell that to the GOP. Bambi is naive if he thinks he sets the rules. He doesn’t. He better get on this shit soon or by morning the entire scandal will be his fault and CNN et al will be playing right along.
So ok, lay off the kids. Speak to the failed policies of abstinence, Palin’s judgement, AND if you want to get all GOP on their ass, her mothering skills. (Imagine what they’d of done to Hillary Clinton if Chelsea turned up pregnant in the 90s.)
It’s like Jon Stewart said, “Shit on Them!“
If the shoe was on the other foot FOX “News” would be plastering this shit 24/7. Fuck the hurricane! We’ve got sex, teenagers, and famous politicians!
We are in a bare knuckled fight for the future of the greatest country on earth…. and we don’t get to set the rules. And unfortunately, against these motherfuckers, we don’t get to take the high road.
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